huff and puff and blow your house down

first off ...
what the hell is blogspot doing by asking me to add my phone number to my account right after i log in?
is this so they can pass it on to the president for his "alert" texts? 

yeh, we all know they will get it sooner or later.
i was hoping it would be after i was on 'the other side.'
sometimes technology moves too friggin fast.

moving on ...

i live in/near the line often referred to as tornado alley.
some days i wonder what it would be like to have all this blown to bits by some massive tornado. 
because then i would be forced to find a new place to live.

however, today is not one of those days.

pv mod humor

in the vaping world, ecigs are called pv's - personal vaporizers

most of the people that have a pv will modify it in some way to   accommodate/personalize it to their preference.
personal vaporizer modified

so the ecig then becomes the pv mod - but more often, it is just referred to as a mod.

this particular reviewer is quite well known in the pv world - but this 'review' is his extreme. funny stuff.