head count by a dickhead
i do not generally get the mail unless it's near the fourth of the month, when i think my check will be here. every few days for the past month i asked the malemate if the census had arrived. so, clearly, he knew i wanted to check it out and fill it out.
it arrived yesterday.
right away he starts filling in the blanks. i told him that i wanted to do it and that all we had to complete was the number in the household -- and that was all i wanted on there.
so, he throws it in the air and stomps off.
a couple hours later i took a glance at it - and there he had filled out a bunch of shit on it - but with just a glance, i did not see everything. i figured i would give it a thorough looksee when he left to go bowling.
after he was gone, i went to check it out.
it was nowhere to be found.
when he came home he informed me that he had completed and mailed it.
huh? i didn't even get to see all of it and he already has it in the mail? so, i asked if he put it in our mailbox.
no, he had mailed it on the way to bowling last night.
what the fuck? he always puts outgoing mail in our mailbox. so just what did he put on that census? obviously, he's guilty of something.
he did inform me that he had included the phone number and our birthdates!
as of today, i am not speaking to him.
i'll just let it brew and simmer and then we'll see where it goes.
jackass.
it arrived yesterday.
right away he starts filling in the blanks. i told him that i wanted to do it and that all we had to complete was the number in the household -- and that was all i wanted on there.
so, he throws it in the air and stomps off.
a couple hours later i took a glance at it - and there he had filled out a bunch of shit on it - but with just a glance, i did not see everything. i figured i would give it a thorough looksee when he left to go bowling.
after he was gone, i went to check it out.
it was nowhere to be found.
when he came home he informed me that he had completed and mailed it.
huh? i didn't even get to see all of it and he already has it in the mail? so, i asked if he put it in our mailbox.
no, he had mailed it on the way to bowling last night.
what the fuck? he always puts outgoing mail in our mailbox. so just what did he put on that census? obviously, he's guilty of something.
he did inform me that he had included the phone number and our birthdates!
as of today, i am not speaking to him.
i'll just let it brew and simmer and then we'll see where it goes.
jackass.
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Good fill someone in on and this fill someone in on helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you for your information.
you mean he's still alive?
i'm not married to him and "I" want to kill him.
like big brother doesn't have enough info as it is!
damn, i wish i had read this BEFORE the good doctor turned over all MY info to the Gestapo. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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