ice ages and kotex
I took a trip to the OK! cousins this past weekend. It was a late Thanksgiving celebration and was supposed to be my first sampling of deep fried turkey.
The turkey thing did not evolve because the turkey cooker had a hole in it and the oil was leaking. Luckily, the cousin had a smaller backup -- which did not accommodate the turkey, but did accommodate a chicken.
So, deep fried chicken it was.
Simply not the same as broasted.
I have been hit with ANOTHER fucking ice storm! The second one in the same year. However, Oklahoma has it much worse this time than here in Missouri. When I left the OK! cousin's house this morning they had no electricity -- which means they also had no heat and no water. I called them about 15 minutes ago, they still had no power. I invited them over, but they can't let the fireplace go cold for fear of the pipes freezing.
Sucks to be them.
I stopped at an Asian market in Tulsa - but they had no eundan. The clerk did not know where I could get it. On the up side, I still have not smoked. I even stopped at the Cherokee casino and gambled for a bit and did not smoke.
Yay me.
I missed it terribly at that point.
If you are as old as me or older, you will absolutely see the humor in this.
The turkey thing did not evolve because the turkey cooker had a hole in it and the oil was leaking. Luckily, the cousin had a smaller backup -- which did not accommodate the turkey, but did accommodate a chicken.
So, deep fried chicken it was.
Simply not the same as broasted.
I have been hit with ANOTHER fucking ice storm! The second one in the same year. However, Oklahoma has it much worse this time than here in Missouri. When I left the OK! cousin's house this morning they had no electricity -- which means they also had no heat and no water. I called them about 15 minutes ago, they still had no power. I invited them over, but they can't let the fireplace go cold for fear of the pipes freezing.
Sucks to be them.
I stopped at an Asian market in Tulsa - but they had no eundan. The clerk did not know where I could get it. On the up side, I still have not smoked. I even stopped at the Cherokee casino and gambled for a bit and did not smoke.
Yay me.
I missed it terribly at that point.
If you are as old as me or older, you will absolutely see the humor in this.
Classic Kotex
2 comments:
um...yeah...i don't know if those are any worse than havin to fish out those damn little 'bullets' that seem to always get lost in me!
*hugs*
~mouse
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